5 Reasons Dog Moms Are the Best Moms
It’s time the world acknowledged it: Dog moms are the best moms.
Dog moms are hailed as the best moms because they've got unconditional love down to a science. They're basically a mix of a superhero and a stand-up comedian, armed with endless patience, loyalty that puts FBI agents to shame, and the ability to turn any situation into a tail-wagging adventure.
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1. We Don’t Curr (How We Look)
If you haven’t taken your dog for a walk in your bathrobe and pug slippers, do you even dog? (Answer: No.) We dog moms do what we’ve got to do to provide for our pups even if that means our hair’s a mess and we’re covered in fur. You’re not really a dog mom until you’ve had a full-blown conversation with another adult holding a still-warm bag of your own doggy’s poop.
2. We Ain’t Afraid of No Poo
Speaking of poo...we don’t get enough credit! Everybody’s always making a big fuss over how much babies poop, but what about that time Mr. Funchips had explosive diarrhea all over the laundry room? From wiping eye boogers to cleaning all up under that tail, we’re not afraid of getting our hands (and legs, and feet) dirty if it means our pup stays lookin’ fly.
3. We Do it for the ‘Gram
Everyone knows it’s true: #DogInsta is the best Insta. We don’t Dog Shame - we Dog Fame because the whole world deserves to know how cute Rufus looks in that dog-sized puffy vest omg omg omg, isn’t he the cutest? Our iPhones run out of storage space faster than you can say “hashtag puppyoftheday!” because there’s no such thing as too much photo documentation of totally amazing, in-no-way ordinary dog behaviors. I mean, did you see how adorable he looked when he was sleeping earlier?
4. We Buy the Best Swag
Forget Baby Jordans, our pups have the latest in ergonomic water bowls. If we’re not watching him on the puppy spy cam while we’re at work, we’re activating his automatic treat feeder while we’re out at brunch. You best believe our dog bed game is on point! If it’s not monogrammed, organic, or featuring a screen-printed picture of our dog’s furry mug, we’re not interested.
5. We Have Our Priorities Straight
Who needs friends when you can get more dogs? But seriously, everyone around us is starting to settle down and make human babies but we’re all, “Nah, I’m good!” We’re getting promotions and taking around-the-world vacays while our pooches are living it up at doggy day care. And the best part is? We’ve never met a dog that needs a college savings account.